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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry, but aren&#8217;t I supposed to blog about my stuff? My ideas, theories, thoughts, wanderings, and pasttimes? Yes, of course I am. Except I came across this blog that&#8230;well&#8230;.it&#8217;s far more deserving of a post than anything I can &#8230; <a href="http://knittingnews.net/2009/05/28/ufos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=knittingnews.net&#038;blog=7494893&#038;post=218&#038;subd=knittingnewsnet&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but aren&#8217;t I supposed to blog about my stuff? My ideas, theories, thoughts, wanderings, and pasttimes? Yes, of course I am.</p>
<div id="attachment_219" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-219 " title="Random photo of Gracie running" src="http://knittingnewsnet.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/randomphoto.jpg?w=300&h=289" alt="This has nothing to do with my post." width="300" height="289" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Gracie running. This has nothing to do with my post.</p></div>
<p>Except I came across this blog that&#8230;well&#8230;.it&#8217;s far more deserving of a post than anything I can think of right now.<span id="more-218"></span></p>
<p>First of all, it deals with real UFOs. Second, it&#8217;s about knitting, naturally. Third? It&#8217;s positively and absolutely hilarious. How could I top that? Right.</p>
<p>So&#8230;with great fanfare and many frills, I would like to present the <a href="http://ufoadministration.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">UFO (UNFINISHED OBJECT) PROJECT ADMINISTRATION SERVICE</a> blog. If you—a knitter—are not laughing out loud by the second page, please see a doctor. Fast.</p>
<p>Excerpted from the UFO blog.</p>
<p>Dear Knitter,</p>
<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">UFO Project Administration Service was the answer to a proposal I was asked to give for the Jerwood Contemporary Makers 2009 Exhibition. The exhibition will run from 10th June -19th July at the Jerwood Space in London and will then tour.</p>
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<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">You are invited to take part in helping us complete Planet Earth&#8217;s UFOs.  All the UFOs are posted opposite. Some are &#8216;WAITING&#8217; for YOU, and some have been &#8216;TAKEN&#8217; by SOMEBODY!</p>
<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">Take chances, make choices, tell stories, imagine the possibilities, and connect to the bottom draw of other knitters across the globe.</p>
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<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">Please leave comments, and for more information or to book a UFO, e-mail ufo@prickyourfinger.com</p>
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<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">Happy knitting and love,</p>
<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">Rachael Matthews</p>
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<p style="line-height:19px;font:13px Trebuchet MS;margin:0;">Me again: Immediately go to the <a href="http://ufoadministration.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">UFO</a> blog. See the unfinished projects for yourelf. Finish one of them. Join the manic fun.</p>
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